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Total Medals Earned: 77 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,525 Points

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An Epic Stickventure

Medals Earned: 10/21 (155/500 points)

Got A Sword! 5 Points

Finders keepers

Axed! 10 Points

An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!

Got The Fire Gem! 10 Points

You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff

Got The Flame Sword! 10 Points

The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!

Got The Shot-Hook! 10 Points

Well... you got the Shot-Hook..

Take The Plunge! 10 Points

You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!

Counter Slash! 25 Points

That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"

Fire-Balled! 25 Points

You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!

Scorpion Slash! 25 Points

You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"

Zombie Smashed! 25 Points

You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!

A Most Idiotic Death! 10 Points

You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!

Failcore! 10 Points

You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.

Chopped! 25 Points

You done got guillotined! To death!

Electro-Kicked! 25 Points

You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!

Fire Slash! 25 Points

SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!

First Slice! 25 Points

You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"

Hook Attack! 25 Points

The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.

Impeccable Timing! 25 Points

You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..

Spiked! 25 Points

You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!

The Ol' One-Two! 50 Points

You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!

Master Of Combat! 100 Points

You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/135 points)

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Regent

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

A Winner is You 25 Points

Defeat the boss and win the game!

Madness Retaliation

Medals Earned: 10/10 (175/175 points)

Progression 5 Points

Unlock your first door or elevator

Redemption 5 Points

Slay the Savior

Renovation 5 Points

Turn a wall into a door

Consternation 10 Points

Kill the Clown

Completion 25 Points

Finish the game

Exploration 50 Points

Finish the game with 100% map explored

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Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 12/16 (230/480 points)

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Ninja Katana

Medals Earned: 7/9 (70/105 points)

Alchemist 10 Points

You are a master of Jutsu Techniques

Awesomeness 10 Points

You are fully capable of Awesome Combos

Cold-Blooded Killer 10 Points

You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos

Combo Greatness 10 Points

Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest

Environmentalist 10 Points

You use your surroundings wisely

Machinist 10 Points

You used the stage traps to your advantage

Outstanding Moves 10 Points

You can kill things with style. Bravo.

Weapons Aficionado 10 Points

You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge

Completionist 25 Points

You get sh*t done.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 3/7 (135/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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