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Total Medals Earned: 77 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,525 Points

An Epic Stickventure

Got A Sword! Unlocked 3/27/15
5 Points
Finders keepers
Axed! Unlocked 3/27/15
10 Points
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
Got The Fire Gem! Unlocked 3/27/15
10 Points
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
Got The Flame Sword! Unlocked 3/27/15
10 Points
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
Got The Shot-Hook! Unlocked 3/27/15
10 Points
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
Take The Plunge! Unlocked 3/27/15
10 Points
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
Counter Slash! Unlocked 3/27/15
25 Points
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
Fire-Balled! Unlocked 3/27/15
25 Points
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
Scorpion Slash! Unlocked 3/27/15
25 Points
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
Zombie Smashed! Unlocked 3/27/15
25 Points
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
A Most Idiotic Death! 10 Points You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
Failcore! 10 Points You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
Chopped! 25 Points You done got guillotined! To death!
Electro-Kicked! 25 Points You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
Fire Slash! 25 Points SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
First Slice! 25 Points You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
Hook Attack! 25 Points The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
Impeccable Timing! 25 Points You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
Spiked! 25 Points You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
The Ol' One-Two! 50 Points You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
Master Of Combat! 100 Points You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!

Medals Earned: 10/21 (155/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 7/13/12
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 7/13/12
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 7/13/12
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 7/13/12
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/27/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
That's No Gimmick 5 Points Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen 10 Points Do a total of 50 actions.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior 25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You 25 Points Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like 25 Points Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist 50 Points Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Madness Mode Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/135 points)

Madness Regent

A Winner is You Unlocked 11/25/09
25 Points
Defeat the boss and win the game!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Madness Retaliation

Ammunition Unlocked 10/7/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Progression Unlocked 10/2/11
5 Points
Unlock your first door or elevator
Redemption Unlocked 10/7/11
5 Points
Slay the Savior
Renovation Unlocked 10/7/11
5 Points
Turn a wall into a door
Consternation Unlocked 6/8/12
10 Points
Kill the Clown
Information Unlocked 6/8/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medication Unlocked 10/7/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Completion Unlocked 10/16/11
25 Points
Finish the game
Collection Unlocked 10/16/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exploration Unlocked 10/16/11
50 Points
Finish the game with 100% map explored

Medals Earned: 10/10 (175/175 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 10/2/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 3/27/12
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] Unlocked 10/14/12
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] Unlocked 10/2/12
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 3/27/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 3/27/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 3/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood Unlocked 3/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 3/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 Unlocked 7/16/12
50 Points
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible Unlocked 5/9/12
50 Points
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 12/16 (230/480 points)

Ninja Katana

Alchemist Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
Awesomeness Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
Cold-Blooded Killer Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
Combo Greatness Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
Environmentalist Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
You use your surroundings wisely
Machinist Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
You used the stage traps to your advantage
Outstanding Moves Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
Weapons Aficionado 10 Points You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
Completionist 25 Points You get sh*t done.

Medals Earned: 7/9 (70/105 points)

Pico's School

Brutal Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 11/25/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day Unlocked 11/25/09
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (135/260 points)